April Jokes

April 1 Two young boys were discussing their ailments together in the children's ward. "Are you medical or surgical?" asked the first, who had been in the ward for a week.

"I don't know what you mean," replied the second.

"It's simple," replied the first. "Were you sick when you came in here? Or did they make you sick when you got here

April 2

Dog looks at human and thinks:
"My hero, my friend, my buddy."

Cat looks at human and thinks:
"My can-opener."

A Month of Jokes

"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other
364 days of the year. "
- American humorist Mark Twain